Just when I thought...

... nothing was going to happen today worth blog space, Stephan says,

"Get the magnifying glass so I can take a look at your ass."

So, naturally I said, "My ass is not *that* small."

:)

Does it matter that he meant he would look for the mystery splinter that is really at the top of my thigh (not in downtown ass proper)? I say, no it does not, because I had the rare opportunity to say that my hiney bumper was not, in fact, microscopic.